Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland ”

The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”

The first guy says, “So am I!

And where about from Ireland might you be?”

The other guy answers, “I’m from Dublin , I am.”

The first guy responds, “Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?”

The other guy says, “A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town”

The first guy says, “Faith & it’s a small world, so did I! So did I!

And may I ask, to what school would you have been going?”

The other guy answers, “Well now, I went to St. Mary’s of course.”

The first guy gets really excited and says, “And so did I. I thought you looked familiar.

Tell me, what year did you graduate?”

The other guy answers, “Well, now, let’s see, I graduated in 1964.”

The first guy exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 me ownself.”

About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head & mutters, “It’s going to be a l o n g night tonight!!!!”

Vicky asks, “Why do you say that, Brian?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

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