Just for fun!

20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses
on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

 

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your
Voice.

 

3. Every Time Some one Asks You To Do Something, Ask If
They Want Fries with that.

 

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
“In.”

 

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch  to Espresso.

 

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For
Smuggling Diamonds”

 

7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance
With The Prophecy.”

 

8. Don’t use any punctuation

 

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

 

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
serious face.

 

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To
Go.”

 

12. Sing along at the Opera.

 

13. Go To A Poetry Rec ital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t
Rhyme

 

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
tropical Sounds All Day.

 

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t
Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood.

 

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling N
ame, Rock Bottom.

 

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I
Won!, I Won!”

 

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling “Run For Your Lives,  They’re Loose!!”

 

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”

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