Bible Humor

LOT’S WIFE
  The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, “My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!”
 
  DID NOAH FISH?
  A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?”  “No,” replied David. “How could he, with just two worms?”
 
  HIGHER POWER
  A Sunday school teacher said to her children, ” We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power.  Can anybody tell me what it is?”
  One child blurted out, “Aces!”
 
  THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
  A Sunday school teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse. Little Rick was excited about the task — but, he just couldn’t remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line.
  On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Rickey was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, “The Lord is my Shepherd, and that’s all I need to know.”
 
 
  Church Smiles
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. “Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk.
 “Only the Ten Commandments,” answered the lady.
 
 
  While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign…  
“Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.
  Caution: Do not step in exhaust.
 
 
  Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, ” Don ‘t be scared, you’ll get your quilt.” Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed.  Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning’s Sunday school lesson was about.  He said “Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming.”

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